Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Never Grow Old
him: i wonder how they got a location in fl
me: snow birds
him: maybe old jerzy farts retiring and fuckin
him: wheres that pancake house we love so much
me: "YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS? COUNTRY PANCAKE HOUSE"
him: WERE IN FLOTIDA
him: we are so awesome
me: "OH GOD MY BRUDDAH JUST DIED"
me: "WHICH ONE?"
me: "I DON'T KNOW, I COULDN'T HEAR ON THE PHONE SO GOOD"
him: thats good
me: "I COULDN'T TELL IF TEDDY DIED AND TONY WAS TELLING ME, OR IF TONY DIED AND TEDDY WAS TELLING ME"
me: "I GUESS I'LL WAIT UNTIL MY DAUGHTER CALLS ME AND TELLS ME WHERE SHE'S SENDING THE CARD"
me: "IT'S NOT HARD?"
me: "NO, THE CARD. WHERE MY DAUGHTER IS SENDING MY BROTHER'S CARD"
me: "YOUR BROTHER PLAYS CARDS?"
me: "WELL TONY DID, TEDDY WASN'T SO GOOD"
me: "NOT SINCE THAT ACCIDENT HE HAD IN THE WAR"
me: "WHAT WAR?"
me: "WORE WHAT?"
me: "WHAT YOUR BROTHER WORE?"
me: "I DON'T KNOW. THAT SONOVABITCH WOULD WEAR SHORTS IN A SNOWSTORM. NO WONDER HE DIED"
Posted by Unknown at 6:57 PM